HALP! Need baking recommendations!

So Guy-I-Hate-from-the-trip-to-Jamaica invited Mr. Peachy and I over for Mr. Peachy's (former) boss (who invited us to Jamaica)'s birthday tonight and asked us to bring a cake or pie. 10 minutes ago. For a dinner at 7pm. And I have plans this afternoon. I want to punch Guy-I-Hate in the face, but Mr. Peachy's former… » 7/12/14 1:57pm 7/12/14 1:57pm